HI, I’M STAR
Ok, enough about me.
Let’s talk about what you really want to know:
Are you going to judge me when you see my clutter?
No. Never. Not even a little bit. Organizing is sacred. I know showing a total stranger your clutter is about as vulnerable and intimate as one can get. I have clients whose partners haven’t even seen their clutter. When I look at your clutter, I don’t see something negative that deserves judgment. I see your hopes, dreams, and the nuances of the “real you”. I’m here to help you shine your light in this world by addressing your clutter. The clutter is your ticket to freedom. Your clutter will make me love you, not judge you.
Have you ever dealt with clutter as bad as mine?
(aka. Are you going to run screaming for the hills when you see my clutter)?
In the last 16+ years as an organizer, I’ve never seen anything that scared me off…and believe me, I’ve seen it all! I’ve come across houses so cluttered we couldn’t even walk into certain rooms. I’ve found dead animals, rotten food, sex toys, bags of human teeth, and technology so out of date I didn’t even know what it was. And I have never been scared off. I’m here to hold your hand through reclaiming your life. If the past feels shameful and overwhelming to you, I’m here to guide you through. No judgment, fear, or rejection.
Can you actually get the job done?
I have organized hundreds of people across the world. All with their own unique needs and challenges. The only time it doesn’t work is when you want me to do it for you. If you want your clutter to magically disappear, I’m definitely not a genie who can grant that wish. But, if you are here to get organized and change your relationship with your stuff so you can stay organized and live your life to the fullest…you’re in the right place. And YES, I can help you solve this clutter Rubik’s cube. No clutter is too big, scary, overwhelming, or taboo for me to face with you.
What makes you qualified to help me get organized?
I’m not just an organizer, I’m one of a handful of Certified Professional Organizers in the whole world. What this means is that I had to achieve a certain number of hand-on hours with clients, plus take a comprehensive test created by organizers (you’ve never taken a test until you’ve let a professional organizer write it…wowza!). Plus, I have to maintain ongoing education to maintain my credentials.
But wait, that’s not all. I’m also a member of the National Association of Productivity & Organizing Professionals. I’m Meyers Briggs Certified. I’m an Advanced Certified Theta Healer…and if that wasn’t enough, I see dead people and I can talk to houses. Whatever’s up in your clutter. I’ve got insight and education to help you through it.
Have you really been on over 30 TV shows as an organizing expert?
Yep! I’ve been featured as an organizing expert on over 30 TV shows and online series in the past 16+ years…including OWN, A&E, TLC, HGTV, Style, and The Tyra Banks Show. I’ve even done a TEDx talk about Listening to the Monster in your Closet. It has been an incredible ride. But I have to admit that my favorite “reveal” is the one that I see people create for themselves once they have the right tools. Organizing is about so much more than a visual reveal. It’s a deep inner transformation. You achieve it by releasing the past, making peace with yourself, and claiming space for the truth of who you are. First in your physical spaces, then in every area of your life. I consider it sacred work to walk alongside you in this journey.
I’ve tried to get organized before, what makes this time different?
There’s nothing worse than investing time, energy, money, and hope in another solution that leaves you exactly where you left off. If you’re here, I promise, that’s not what’s about to happen. People don’t come to me for pretty before and afters. They come for whole-life transformations. I don’t hear “I got 2k likes on my IG pic!” I hear “You changed my life.” “I’m finally engaged after being single for 10 years.” “I’m quitting my job and moving to Portland to launch my creative passion project!”
I want you out living your life, not getting organized. If you’re here that’s what you’re hungry for. And if you work with me, that’s exactly what you’re going to get!
What do I do next?
If you feel like we’re a good fit, the next step is to take my 10 Steps to (Finally!) Get and Stay Organized Online Class. This class will teach you everything you need to know about getting organized. It ensures you have the skills to organize anything that crosses your path. It also removes the “I don’t know what I’m doing” excuse that tends to hold so many people back. You’ll learn why the other books and methods didn’t work and how to make sure you never get stuck again. Plus, you get a private session with me so we can dig in and find out what’s going on beyond your clutter. Get started today and say goodbye to clutter forever!