Can’t get a grip on your clutter-no matter how hard you try?
Chances are, you’ve got a Clutter Monster  👻 hiding in your closet.

FREE CLUTTER-BUSTING QUIZ

The Monster
In Your Closet

>>> Discover the REAL reason you haven’t been able to get organized (nope, it’s not your Netflix addiction)...

So that you can stop feeling paralyzed by your clutter, get your house in order, and get on with living your damn life.

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Can’t get a grip on your clutter-no matter how hard you try? Chances are, you’ve got a Clutter Monster  👻 hiding in your closet.

FREE CLUTTER-BUSTING QUIZ

The Monster In Your Closet

>>> Discover the REAL reason you haven’t been able to get organized (nope, it’s not your Netflix addiction)...

So that you can stop feeling paralyzed by your clutter, get your house in order, and get on with living your damn life.

100% free. Delivered straight to your inbox

IF LOOKING AT YOUR CLOSET (OR GARAGE!) FILLS YOU WITH DREAD.
You don’t need more bins, boxes, or “quick organizing hacks”

You need to figure out which of the four Clutter Monsters 👻🧙‍♀️👹🧟‍♂️ has taken up residence in your home…

So that you can finally understand WHY your clutter keeps building up there in the first place.

(Because if you don’t, the Clutter Monster will come back to haunt you… Just like it has so many times before.)

IF LOOKING AT YOUR CLOSET
(OR GARAGE!) FILLS YOU WITH DREAD.

You don’t need more bins, boxes, or “quick organizing hacks”

You need to figure out which of the four Clutter Monsters 👻🧙‍♀️👹🧟‍♂️ has taken up residence in your home…

So that you can finally understand WHY your clutter keeps building up there in the first place.

(Because if you don’t, the Clutter Monster will come back to haunt you… Just like it has so many times before.)

TAKE THE MONSTER IN
YOUR CLOSET QUIZ
TO DISCOVER:

  • The 4 Clutter Monsters that stop you from getting organized
  • The 7 tell-tale signs that a particular Clutter Monster has been living in your closet rent-free (or your garage - they are not picky!)
  • The #1 thing you can do to tame - or even make friends with - your personal Clutter Monster
  • Where to look for the TREASURE your Clutter Monster is guarding (yes, there’s actually something *good* hiding beneath all those boxes!)
  • What to do if you realize your house is teeming with Clutter Monsters 👻🧙‍♀️👹🧟‍♂️ of ALL shapes & sizes
MEET YOUR CLUTTER MONSTER

P.S. It won’t be as scary as you think! I’ve got your back, friend.

TAKE THE MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET QUIZ TO DISCOVER:

  • The 4 Clutter Monsters that stop you from getting organized
  • The 7 tell-tale signs that a particular Clutter Monster has been living in your closet rent-free (or your garage - they are not picky!)
  • The #1 thing you can do to tame - or even make friends with - your personal Clutter Monster
  • Where to look for the TREASURE your Clutter Monster is guarding (yes, there’s actually something *good* hiding beneath all those boxes!)
  • What to do if you realize your house is teeming with Clutter Monsters 👻🧙‍♀️👹🧟‍♂️ of ALL shapes & sizes

P.S. It won’t be as scary as you think! I’ve got your back, friend.

MEET YOUR MONSTER-TAMER

STAR HANSEN

Certified Professional Organizer (CPO), TEDx Speaker & Fancy Pants Ice-Cream Enjoyer

As a Professional Organizer, I’ve spent decades crawling through spiderweb-filled attics in search of all the scary things that keep people stuck in a never-ending cycle of clutter.

While most of my colleagues focus on getting rid of as many of your things as possible (or stuffing them into color-coded bins, never to be seen again), I look at the deeper meaning of your stuff to help you figure out WHY you feel so overwhelmed by your clutter in the first place.

Once you’ve officially “met” your personal Clutter Monster, the impending sense of doom you feel while looking at your closet will slowly begin to dissipate…

And you will be able to start taking steps to make sure the monster never comes back to haunt you.

(Because there’s nothing worse than spending your entire weekend trying to sort through all your stuff… Only for it to show up again three weeks later.)

LET’S BANISH YOUR CLUTTER MONSTER TOGETHER

MEET YOUR MONSTER-TAMER

STAR HANSEN

Certified Professional Organizer (CPO), TEDx Speaker & Fancy Pants Ice-Cream Enjoyer

As a Professional Organizer, I’ve spent decades crawling through spiderweb-filled attics in search of all the scary things that keep people stuck in a never-ending cycle of clutter.

While most of my colleagues focus on getting rid of as many of your things as possible (or stuffing them into color-coded bins, never to be seen again), I look at the deeper meaning of your stuff to help you figure out WHY you feel so overwhelmed by your clutter in the first place.

Once you’ve officially “met” your personal Clutter Monster, the impending sense of doom you feel while looking at your closet will slowly begin to dissipate…

And you will be able to start taking steps to make sure the monster never comes back to haunt you.

(Because there’s nothing worse than spending your entire weekend trying to sort through all your stuff… Only for it to show up again three weeks later.)

“I tried for years to get organized but felt like I could never get it right.”


I tried reading books and having friends come and help me, but could only get so far before the clutter always came back.

But then I met Star and everything changed - really! Turns out, my clutter wasn’t about choosing the right systems and containers - that’s why years of trying barely made a dent.

Once we got to the heart of the matter, the process became nearly effortless.

- Renee

“I tried for years to get organized but felt like I could never get it right.”


I tried reading books and having friends come and help me, but could only get so far before the clutter always came back.

But then I met Star and everything changed - really! Turns out, my clutter wasn’t about choosing the right systems and containers - that’s why years of trying barely made a dent.

Once we got to the heart of the matter, the process became nearly effortless.

- Renee

~ DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL & TROUBLE ~
There Might Be A Clutter Monster Hiding In Your Closet If….

You feel like you’re being swallowed up by your clutter

You’ve tried countless organizing “hacks” - but nothing seems to work

You feel terrified that someone will find out how disorganized you are

Sometimes the sheer amount of STUFF in your house makes you feel like you can’t breathe.

How the heck are you supposed to deal with all of this?!

And no matter how much joy-sparking or color-coding you try to do…


The clutter always comes back to haunt you.

You often wonder if your loved ones would pull away from you if they saw what your living room actually looks like on a regular Tuesday afternoon.

~ DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL & TROUBLE ~
There Might Be A Clutter Monster Hiding In Your Closet If….

You feel like you’re being swallowed up by your clutter

Sometimes the sheer amount of STUFF in your house makes you feel like you can’t breathe.

How the heck are you supposed to deal with all of this?!

You’ve tried countless organizing “hacks” - but nothing seems to work

And no matter how much joy-sparking or color-coding you try to do…


The clutter always comes back to haunt you.

You feel terrified that someone will find out how disorganized you are

You often wonder if your loved ones would pull away from you if they saw what your living room actually looks like on a regular Tuesday afternoon.

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CLUTTER, ONCE AND FOR ALL

Discover The Clutter Monster That’s Keeping You Disorganized

Plus, get my best tips, tools, and strategies for dealing with their spooky tricks…

So that you can stop feeling paralyzed by your clutter and start making real progress TODAY.

100% free. Delivered straight to your inbox

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CLUTTER, ONCE AND FOR ALL

Discover The Clutter Monster That’s Keeping You Disorganized

Plus, get my best tips, tools, and strategies for dealing with their spooky tricks…

So that you can stop feeling paralyzed by your clutter and start making real progress TODAY.

100% free. Delivered straight to your inbox